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Checking in tomorrow with the rest of the Candy Crush and related “Sagas”-Crew!
Expect pictures. Expect shitloads of pictures. Expect my tumblr to reach the level of the craziest posting Tublerino you follow. Except I won’t reblog others! :)
Flight in 7h. I should be sleeping. Then I found the wine!

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2013 IIHF World Championship

Sweden became the first host team to win the tournament since the Soviet team won the 1986 World Championship in Moscow.

The Swedish hockey team “Three Crowns” just won their ninth IIHF World Championship Title.

As I’m celebrating, my inbox is now accepting boob-pics!
Hurry girls! This is a time limited offer!

( can’t blame a dude for trying! )

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Playing with myself.

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Have a Troll Face!

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Nice moon in Sweden tonight!

Shot with a Nikkor 55-300mm f/4.5-5.6 freehand.

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So we just kicked Canada’s ass in the Hockey World Cup, eliminating them from the tournament. I have a Canadian friend living here in Stockholm. And then I have a friend named Oscar! :)

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and she’s mine!

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This is what happens when I get bored. This afternoon I was particularly bored.
:)

Rumor has it I might be staying here for 5 days in the near future. Actually it’s slightly more than a rumor, but don’t tell anyone! :)

Swedish pagan holiday today.

The best kind.
We set fire to stuff while getting ridiculously drunk and try to impregnate women!

How’s you day?

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Fun @ the office

5:05 am..

What the hell happened? Why is the sun rising? Why are these bottles of whiskey empty? How did I get here? Where am I? This isn’t my bed?

All the signs are there. I think I just had an awesome night of partying. I really hope that’s the explanation, because the alternatives boggle the mind.

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